I'm so fucking centered right now
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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