if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
