I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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