doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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