Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
This toilet bowl is my home.
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