U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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