im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
