yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
