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(614): View more from Ohio

I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

This bar receipt from last night makes no sense

(573): View more from Missouri

You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total

(870): View more from Arkansas

I wish that would've worked

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(732): View more from New Jersey

90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did

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(718): View more from New York

I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.

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