everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm too high and old for this...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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