even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
As shirtless as possible
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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