there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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