At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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