id be glad to
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
