YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
