how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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