i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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