rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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