I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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