Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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