so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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