The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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