Tell her she can't have a vagina
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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