Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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