God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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