I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
