HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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