Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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