North Korea, Best Korea!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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