Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I didn't shave. On purpose
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
