SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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