i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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