So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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