dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Operation Purity has been aborted
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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