i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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