sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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