I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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