can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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