Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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