did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
im on a boat
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