there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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