How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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