He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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