yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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