why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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