Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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