She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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