plz talk dirty to me
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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