My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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