Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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