i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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