Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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