So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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