I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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